Scrubs Squad Mugs

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Dogs

'What's holding him up?'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

Celebration in operating theatre.

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

"I'm removing the liver.. No, the kidneys... Presure, pressure, what's that blobby thing?"

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

Surgery.

"The secret to my success is my ability to always land on my feet."

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

'Mumsie, Billy called me a snob... can I sue him?'

"If that's 'Dancing with the Stars,' we only work as a group."

Kids! I hope you're not playing with my new surfboard again...

'GIT!!!'

Surgery.

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Let's be careful this morning, the patient's wife informed me that he broke a chain-letter recently.'

"I think we both know it's time for the groomer."

Covid Golf

'You're a very lucky man Mr. Gibson. That looks like a 1913 Liberty Head nickel.'

Patient takes selfie with surgeons before surgery.

'I never would have joined this group had I known about the uniforms.'

A very conscientious doctor trying to resuscitate a dead door nail.