Scrubs Superstar Mugs

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'What's holding him up?'

Jumping cheerleaders

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'I'm a practical nurse! -- I know better than to listen to doctors!'

Celebration in operating theatre.

Doctor Flattened By The ER Rush

"Pay attention, 'switch it off switch it on again' does not apply to the life support machines."

'Please excuse my nurse -- this is her first day on the job.'

Come to bed, snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points, and then told him his parents don

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

"Ok, first off... ever have one of those days when you just can't seem to do anything right?"

Surgery.

'So then the linebacker yells back at this guy: 'Oh yeah? Well, next play, I'm gonna cram the ball...' Wait! I got it.'

"Sorry, I had the hiccups."

'I'm past the liver, and there's the inflamed gallbladder. ... OK, switch us back to the game...'

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Surgery.

Drink kills.

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'I'm afraid we have to turn the life-support machine off. I want to use the plug to recharge my iPad.'

'Let's be careful this morning, the patient's wife informed me that he broke a chain-letter recently.'

"I think we both know it's time for the groomer."

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

Jewish Scrabble

A very conscientious doctor trying to resuscitate a dead door nail.

Well, I didn

...thunderbolt nd lightning...very, very frightening