Scrubbed In Comic Prints

Historic Medical Moments: The first time a body rejected a heart before it was transplanted.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

"I sentence you 500 hours of community service - You can start by mopping this floor."

'Excuse me - there's a fly in my soup!'

'Don't worry about the dishes. I did them.'

'How damp is this place? Let me put it this way: I use mold and mildew remover as a skin care product.'

'Kids get right up my nose!'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

"This cabernet sauvignon will have you feeling more like yourself in no time."

"One checker, two packs of cigarettes, two screws, one teapot bird, one piece of coal, three lighters, one Christmas light, one clove of garlic, four boxes of matches, two books, three pieces of broken dish, eggshells, one saltshaker peg, one pen, one cre

Grooming for beginners.

'I try to get this place smelling of cat and she wants it to pong of lemon.'

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

'I find it comforting to know that with steel shot at least their dental bills will be high.'

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Mrs. Bortluber saves all the gunk she cleans from her computer.

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Witch on broom followed by witch on hangglider dustpan

"Next walk, we’re going to the park."

Fishing Term: Terminal Tackle

Janitor on the Job Training.

European vaccine distribution

"I'm on a grape-juice cleanse."

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

'Well, I got that nasty stain out of the carpet!'

'Will you be going by air, rail or handbasket.'

An umpire vacuum's home plate.

"Hey buddy - how's things? You're not acting up again are you?"

Witch Riding a Vacuum Cleaner.