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"I've just invented the question mark."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

"I'm not a food critic I'm a literary critic and I've found the prose on your menu to be second-rate."

Alexander Pope

Museum of Mediocre Art.

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

"For the glory of God Almighty, and in the names of the munificent King and munificent Queen of Spain, I do on a day—either a Friday preceding or a Monday directly following a weekend that is earlyish in but toward the middle of October—in this year of our Lord, 1492, claim this land."

Forrest Gander

'Hey! When did you learn cursive?'

Ian Fleming

Yeah, yeah, yeah - tell my editor the fables are almost done, and she'll have them as soon as

"That's the problem with you - no sense of perspective."

'Chief, this could be anyone!'

'Well, I don't WHAT this x-ray is showing us...but I'm seeing Picasso.'

'It's the new directive from Brussels. We're to steal from everybody and give directly to the banks.'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

Romeo goes to the Chemists

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Man met with a horse instead of a carriage at the railway station

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

'Let's go upstairs and make love. I can't do both.'

"It's a Citroen Picasso..."

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

Don't forget to make a back up copy!

'Precise, analytical and beautifully reasoned address. Now condense it down to a snappy sports metaphor.'

The Cartoon Reaper.

The Beggars' Opera Burlesqued.

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

Picasso and one of his favorite models

"Sorry I'm late, Pablo; my head's all over the place this mornin'."

The Tetterbys

'I knew I shouldn't have come. That Maximus, throws the worst orgies!'