Scholarly Satire Admirer Prints

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

The Berlin Peace Movement

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

Czarcasm

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"A haand gel...!?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Hot cross buns

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

A Gated Community.

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

'This snuff video you sold me just shows people taking snuff.'

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'

Shakespearean Celebrity Endorsements

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Football heads...