Scholarly Satire Admirer Mugs

The Milbrook Verney chair in literature. The C.K. Frebish endowment for footnotes.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

UK border controls relaxed.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

The Berlin Peace Movement

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

Czarcasm

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'

"A haand gel...!?"

"I've heard great things about your church. Thought I would visit and say keep up the good work."

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Doctor - at home I get this nagging pain... what do you recommend?"

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

Hot cross buns

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'And remember team, if you can't join 'em, lick 'em!'

'During the heart-transplant, since it was your birthday, I went ahead and added two more inches, no charge.'

"The only reason I'm firing you for your suggestion is because you signed yours."

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'

Football heads...

'Day two at the...brain transplant institute.'

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

A Gated Community.

'Hey! You're not for real, are you man?'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."