Wordsmith's Admirer Prints

Writers

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Reading my Critics

Stephen Spender.

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

"Swing me with your words."

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Airport

Books vs mobile phones

William Makepeace Thackeray.

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

Irvine Welsh

Wussapalooka

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

Rudyard Kipling

One book... One book... One book...

Gore Vidal

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

Mature poet surrounded by young artists passing mature artist surrounded by young poets.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

Emily Dickinson

"Promise me that you'll donate my body to banana bread."

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

Toni Morrison

Best Seller 'Screw You'. Kiss the Author's Ass 2 PM.

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.