Wordsmith's Admirer Pillows

Writers

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Reading my Critics

"Brilliant cover letter, lousy résumé."

"Swing me with your words."

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.

Books vs mobile phones

William Makepeace Thackeray.

Airport

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

"Improve your geography results, Perkins or you're history!"

'Bad dog, stop doing the crossword.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Wordplay: Lemonade - Save the Lemon.

Rudyard Kipling

Mature poet surrounded by young artists passing mature artist surrounded by young poets.

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

Nikolai Alekseevich Klyuev

One book... One book... One book...

Emily Dickinson

"Promise me that you'll donate my body to banana bread."

"Here it is - my novel. I'll be interested to hear your compliments."

Major Poets, Minor Poets, Free Agents.

Best Seller 'Screw You'. Kiss the Author's Ass 2 PM.

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

"The quality of the writing is an embarrassment, it has no style, no fluency, no soul!"