Screen Wizard Prints

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over a hour. You ok in there?"

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

The Googler

Piano Recital

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Texturing the Walls

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

Technology and literature

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

The Move.

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Tech support...can I help you!

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Computer Music

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

'Your training will be the next five minutes watching my fingers move at the speed of light.'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

A Meeting of Computer Buffs.

Club DJ.

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

I got the raise

Manual Labor.

Better Living Through Technology

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."