"He's still planning what to watch on TV tonight."
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"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."
"They communicate through clicks and taps."
"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
Digital Fomo!
"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."
"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."
"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
Cellphone Islands
Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.
“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”
Baby Screen Time
"You are still here."
Tunnel of TV
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."
"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"
"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."
nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.
Internet Cafe.
Soccer kids texting
"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."
"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."
"According to my phone, society is on the brink of collapse, but, according to our living room, things seem pretty O.K."
"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."
New hyper-realistic Star Trek
"No. I've never had any problems with my kids not paying attention to me."
Oblivious at 20,000 Feet
"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"
Childhood Screen Addict
"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."
Free Little Library
"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."
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