Screen-loving Botanist Gifts

Houseplant roots showing on the TV screen.

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'There's nothing on.'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Binge Watch

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera

House plants

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"All the better to ignore you with."

'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'

Boy at Computer.

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

'Here, you can have my fly trap.I already have one.'

"I used to be a tulip in a previous life" - Reincarnation

Consumer care and technologies

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face

"I'm not sure I understand this email you sent me about being too distant, but I'll answer it in a minute."

'Gesundheit'

Aren't they supposed to be moving?

Football fan

Mobile phones vs books

'I tell you, he just sits in back of that thing all day.'

GM Crop Lark

"We're all together watching television, but we're not all watching television together."

'It's getting late. We should set up camp here and start out again in the morning.'