Screen-free Explorer Gifts

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Bike Rides

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Danger Noodle tho bored

View from the Window

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Nano technology.

Caveman at Computer

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

Chaironaut

Exploring in the countryside.

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"The much ballyhooed era of TV interactivity took a step closer to reality today."

'I have to ask; do you really care if your double-cheese bacon sausage pepperoni pizza is gluten-free?'

The days before television

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

'Something comfortable with good arch support and a cushioned heel. He wants to run away from home.'

Mobile phones vs books

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

"Isn't this nice? No screens. Just the majesty of the here and now."

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

"Mom, I can't take the stress of social media. I'm running away from my home page!"

"It's summer, go outside and play."

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

'Why don't you guys go out and play catch?"

'I'm encouraging him to read.'

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

'Peace at last.'