Scream Queen T-Shirts

'That's part of out in-house, stress management program...'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Horror Stories.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

Scary stuff

WTF?

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Lady Macbeth

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Doctor Bartolo

Berta screams out!

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Situation Tragedy.

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

Chekov play and scorecard,