Scream Queen Prints

'That's part of out in-house, stress management program...'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'They all want to play the star.'

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Reginald Bunthorne

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Scary stuff

Horror Stories.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Noel Coward.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

WTF?

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Lady Macbeth

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"Dad, why do they tell actors to "break a leg?""

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Berta screams out!

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"And yet methinks, Martha, that 'Ibsen with Rhythm' seems somehow to miss the point of Ibsen."

Situation Tragedy.

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Doctor Bartolo