Scratch Tickets T-Shirts

Snacks. Food. Drinks. Win! Play! LOTTO here! I changed my name to "Lottery Ticket" and hang out here. It's a great place to get scratched!

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Have you been scratching this?"

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Teddy Bears Picnic - Tickets on sale here.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity."

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

Need tickets.

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'

The first recorded case of overbooking: Noah having to leave the Unicorns behind.

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

A electrically-powered man checks tickets on the bumper cars.

"Fifty yard line! I bet you thought it was a silly necklace..."

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

Solar Storm Expected!

You need to start formulating a plan to secure your financial future.

'Oh my God, they took my World Cup tickets!!!'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'The cat does like having something to scratch.'

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

'You do nice work!'

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Man has a lot of unpaid traffic tickets.

When government depends on state lottery: Playing the lottery is lots of fun and a great investment plan!

'Two for Tomb Raider."

Dozens of parking tickets under windscreen wipers. Woman passenger says: 'It might be time to give the windscreen a wipe.'

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"