Scrapbook Sage Pillows

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

The Hendersons: The Shitty Years

The Remote Olympics

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Binge Scrapbooking: the morning after.

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

"Smile! It's for the women I've dated scrapbook!"

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."

"Hey... Where'd everybody go?"

"You better send in 'cheerleading'."

'Sonia, do you think we are living through what will become 'The good old days'?'

"Dad, read us a story" "Ask your Mom" "Origin of Mother Goose"

'Could we see some figures on that 'gob'?'

'I'll put it this way: throw away the planning book and start scrapbooking.'

Afternoon crafts

"It's practically impossible to heat this damned place."

Scrap-Booking

"Why thank you. As quarterly reports go, it was very cathartic."

You'd like to see my scrapbooks wouldn't you?

'Don't you just love browsing through these old photo albums?'

"I've put together this cool scrapbook from our adventures, called 'Feels Like Team Spirit'."