Scrabble Strategists T-Shirts

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"You're going to hate yourself."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Saving for Retirement.

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Pawn Stars

Syria

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

'How God invented polish'

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"Trust no one."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'