Scrabble Strategists Prints

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"You're going to hate yourself."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

Phil uses all seven tiles in Scrabble and ascends to heaven

Saving for Retirement.

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

Syria

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Pawn Stars

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

Spike Milligan

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

"I don't like playing Scrabble with Gracie! She totally makes up all kinds of crazy words! And they're always in the dictionary!"

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

'...And then, apparently, it just went berserk when someone insisted on having 'Podcast'.'

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

'I couldn't keep squirrels away from my bird feeders, so I called a lawyer!'

Congress today convened a special panel to study use of illegal performance enhancing drugs on the senior Scrabble tour. Members of Congress expressed outrage that such a national pastime could be sullied by fiber doping. Their anger led to an angry exchange with one witness. Hey Congress, here's a four-letter word … Turn off her mic.

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

'How God invented polish'

'Hey! We can play Scrabble while we eat!'

Come to bed, snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points, and then told him his parents don

"Well, Martha, I certainly hope your Scrabble victories keep you warm at night!"

"Trust no one."

I'm thankful for Xbox Series X. Scrabble. The Love Doctor. Well I'm thankful for friends and family. That's what I meant. What he said. and the Love Doctor.

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'