Scrabble Sheriff Pillows

"And just where did that extra vowel come from?"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"You're going to hate yourself."

Billy. The Kid.

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"Reach for the sky, stranger."

One of the failed candidates for the copyrighters job wants to know 'wat was rong with his applicashun'.

"Ain't isn't a word, and you know it."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'You know darn well 'Aaargh' isn't a real word!'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

The Lawman

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

"Today we can help herd cattle, go on a nature hike, get a sauna and massage, or go into town and rob the bank."

Sheriff.

'You dirty, snivelling, low down, arrogant son of a gin-swilling kleptomaniac.'

The modern sheriff.

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

Gun Ego

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"Frank, how many times do I have to tell you, it's a posse, not a search engine."