Scottish Sports Prints

Scottish Home Gym

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Thank-you God.'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

Loch Ness Monster

'Another Scotch?'

Stable boys and Scottsman

Welcome to Scotland...

William Wallace and Gromit

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

What's with the big gang of Scottish troubadors? Bards of the heather flock together!

Scottish Love

Harry Kewell

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

For services to Tourism. . .

Desert Island Bagpipes

Paisley isn't either the new plaid!

"A deep-fried bone is taking it too far!"

Theatrical awards - "And the award for 'Best Support' goes to Jock Strap."

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

Happy Valentine's Day!

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"