Scottish Pride Appreciator Pillows

'Ye call that a hairy knee?! Now, that's a hairy knee, lad!'

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Scientist seen on loch.

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

Loch Ness Monster

Robert Burns

Enrico from Lucia di Lammermoor

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Poets Hospital has a Burns Unit.

The Happy Couple

Happy Hogmanay!

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

'Yes - but I also remember the Act of Union, when Scotland joined with England and had its fortunes transformed...'

Takeaway wedding cake 50p

Scottish Bank Holiday Weather

Go Britain!

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster

Promising!

Tim's gay bar - Eat, drink and be Mary

Parts of a Bagpipe

Happy St George's Day.

Sean Connery

Ryan Giggs

Billy Connelly.

Rose Leslie

'Ok, I'll take that as a 'YES' for Scottish Independence!'

Early Bagpipes Prototype.

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"

'All right, I'll talk, I'll TALK!'