Scottish Pride Promoter Pillows

Alex Salmond

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

You Are Now Entering Texas Think Big

Caber

Loch Ness Monster

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Minnesota Weather.

Lion v Kiwi.

"But first, our national anthem."

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Loch Ness Monster Submits Vote For 'Aye'

"Our state made the list for being on the most lists."

Greece

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

Parts of a Bagpipe

Gas: We proudly sell only American drilled petroleum products.

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

'Look, McTavish - The rest of us wear SAFFRON robes!'

Billy Connelly.

A word from Stephen Harper's cat.

Happy St George's Day.

"Has it ever occurred to anyone that if we stopped wearing these damned skirts we wouldn't have to march off to defend our manhood every five minutes?"

The Scottish mountaineer

'Toss the caper.'

"Annual We-Love-Our-Homeland-But- We'd -Rather -Live -Here Parade.

Scottish drill sergeant.

'The brochure photos don't do them justice.'

Happy Birthday

Come on England

'Ye call that a hairy knee?! Now, that's a hairy knee, lad!'

Gender Diversity at the Olympics

'And will you be voting 'Yes' or 'No' for Scotland's independence?'

"I'm not sure about this battle, Wallace. I mean... If we win, can we still keep the pound?"

'Mum...Dad...I'm Gaelic.'