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Four men in kilts.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Scottish party

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Bagpipes in the bath.

The Stripper

Broadway Moosical.

"You are clever George, how did you recognise your secretary?"

Whatever!

"Do you mind?"

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

"Okay, come at me in a conga line."

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

Keeping Warm in the Highlands

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Baking Bread

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

Dancing with the Star Wars

Learn-to-dance pants.

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

'Ladies and Gentlemen. If there is a philanthropist in the audience who would like to endow our theater, would he or she please advise one of the ushers.'