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"Keep a television remote zapper handy along with a bottle of scotch whisky."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Pasta

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

Women who Read Too Much

The Angel's Share

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it? No. What if I drank scotch and smoked a cigar and listened to vinyl records and grew a big lumberjack beard? It's what all the hipsters are doing. You're not a hipster. I'm at least a kneester. At most you're a keister.

'Another Scotch?'

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

Oysters in June - delicious!

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"There's no secret formula. I basically just pour scotch over ice."

'May I recommend the monk fish, sir?

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

'Of course I'll charge you 8,- for an empty glass of scotch. Never heard of bear sales, sir?'

"The water tastes great because it contains sea salt."

'This wine doesn't need to breathe...it needs CPR!'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

"Yes, the steaks have never been higher."

'I'll have a stiff Scotch.'

'It keeps leftover wine fresh? Does that ever happen?'

A people-meter family out enjoying the calm night breezes while claiming to be inside enjoying a rerun of 'Falcon Crest.'"

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

Pi-thon

Conveyor belt sushi

"This 12-year-old malt...it's very small for it's age!"

'What makes him a wine snob? - He knows more than I do.'