Scorpio Lover Pillows

Scorpio/scorpion

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Alien Assumption

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How am I abducting?

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Quantum Psychic

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

'I'm afraid I can't take you to my leader without a prior appointment.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"