Scoring Prints

Realists and Idealist Numbers

Golf club with handicap parking.

'How did your bowling go?. . . I didn't realize you eyesight was so bad.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Football

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Musical Pondering.

Wilfried Zaha

Psyche Delia

Goal

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

"I told you my lucky pennies would work."

Harry Kewell

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'Some day, people will wonder what these goal posts were.'

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

'Any idea how united got on?'

Sergio Kun Aguero

'He still can't manage to get into the box.'

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"Actually, I'm more interested in seeing how we stack up against the competition."

'No wonder they call him the Cat - he gives the defence kittens!'

Sadio Mane

Luis Suarez

Ice Skating.