Score Analyzer Prints

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Psychic diving competition.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

Arcade Game Baseball.

'Our sabermetrics guy has confirmed that last year's team that went 60-102 was bad.'

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Golf Score Reducer

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

"We start on #F."

"So, what have you been doing lately?"

"Now that we have ESSA, does that mean we can start leaving children behind again?"

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

'An F in English, a C- in history, a D in arithmatic, an A+ in Sex Education!'

"I used to think I was content, but then I realized I was just an underachiever."

"I can't believe the things I've heard coming out of his mouth since he started listening to Eminem."

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"I'm guessing this is the first time Jack's had a chance to make par?"

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

"It was messed up. Everybody was wearing masks", "Hmmm." / "It was messed up. Nobody was wearing masks.", "Hmmm."

Game Of Chance and Game of Skill.

How a big hitter perceives the world, various objects outside of pitch numbered as points

'It looks like I'm finally going to break 70.. this is my 69th club I've broken.'

Speed Trumps Size.

"The first thing we need to do is straighten up this account."

'I've got the high score on this game, and the NSA has confirmed it.'

'Birdies...eagles...albatrosses...' - 'Pigeon toes.'

'This baby helps productivity on video game scores.'

Royal Wedding Mania

'If you don't want to know the scores please exercise your distrust of the BBC now.'