Scoreboard Satirist Mugs

Giving feedback is a complex process.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

The Golfing Accident

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."