Sheet Music Satirist Mugs

Beethoven's last.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Giving feedback is a complex process.

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

'Secondhand smoke.'

"The amendments are coming next week!"

Blockhead

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"Maybe you're right. Maybe the multiple exclamation points come across as over excited and insincere."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Sleeping musician

Cowboy Trump

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

An inbox and an 'out and about' box

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.