Scoreboard Satirist T-Shirts

Giving feedback is a complex process.

Tennis confuses me. How can you be a loser when you endlessly have love?

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

The Leafs win the Cup!

The Hockey World

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.