Score Master Pillows

'I play in the low seventies.' ~ 'The course is on 73rd Street.'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

You gotta hand it to the old man, he still knows how to motivate!

"Tong!"

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Money god

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Pessimists v Optimists.

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

Run in the Family

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Team Building Exercises

Fake Counterfeit Money

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Dollar

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'How high can the adjustable interest rate go? Well, now, we don't want to get bogged down in a lot of technicalities, do we?'

Woman rating a man's performance with scorecards.

'Can you check my balance.'

Chasing the dollar

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

'Your assets are perfectly safe with us, it's ring fenced - and of course we reconcile regularly sir.'

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

Ah Ha!

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

The World as a Piggy Bank

'It's true

'Take my word for it, Eddie. It's not the journey that counts, it's the money.'