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"Stupid flu season."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Secretive Weigh In.

Panettone

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"We've already had 35 people sign up for our new latte, scone and debt-consolidation loan combo. Where are you going to get all this money to loan people? Are you wearing a wire? Are you sure this is on the level? Smash your cellphone and I'll answer you."

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I'm thinking of suing your cafe. I just got a $2,000 dental bill. You should be paying for it." "I'm in here every day and I always order your sugary scones and your sugar-filled lattes." "That's why I had twelve cavities!" "I'll settle out of court for a scone and a latte." "No deal."

Everyone blames spring for Frosty's disappearance, but Micky 'The sno-cone dude' Peretti sure seems to know more than he's letting on.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

"There are scones in the oven too, in case you're peckish."

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"Frankly, business sucks."

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

The world's greatest salesman.

'What's that?' - 'If they rise they're scones, if they not they're pancakes.'

The Problem Revealed.

"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"

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