Scissor Savant Mugs

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Be creative...!"

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

'You could do that.' I did

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Trawling for Fish.

Computer grabs man and tells him to stop it.

Haircuts

"It's not a first edition, but it's from Moses' workshop."

'I'll need the large blade on this lawyer...I'm performing a radical crapendectomy.'

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Self-portraits

Dueling marionettes.

"Those aren't just any old doodles, Ms. Jones, they're notes for my graphic novel!"

'You're going Cross-country skiing? DO you know just how big a country this is to cross?'

Jesus Saves

'This marriage proposal is quite flattering, but why exactly are you called a 'Black Widow'?'

'It's commendable that you only ate one slice of pizza, but when you're only cutting it in half...'

"Profession?"

Skate! Skate! Skate!

"Today, in Metalwork, we learned how to cut a slit in the heads of screws."

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

Afternoon crafts

Relay racers passing money instead of baton.

"Blah blah blah. . ."

'Scroll down a little...'

"Do you want it parted in the middle?"

' No, it's 'I' before 'E', except after 'C'!'

Welcome to Silicon Valley

'You're a cartoonist, I bet.'

"Can I help you?"