Scientific Progress Fan Mugs

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Time Machine Collision

Science Fair Judgements

"Papi, will you play build-a-model-rocket-so-we-can-calculate-acceleration-rates-and-thrust-levels-for-maximum-payload with me? Please?!"

Sir Isaac Newton wondered how he couldexplain this! (Pineapple)

Free Radicals.

Entropy.

"Uniformly accelerated motion"

Science And Society 1923

Newton Discovers Gravity

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"It appears you have a virus."

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'The anaerobic ones are just sitting there, but the aerobic bacteria are doing jumping jacks, sit-up, leg lifts....'

Control and Out of Control Group

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'You know how it goes: Opposites attract...'

Jules Henri Poincare

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