Product Development Fan Mugs

'Now that we've discovered a great new laundry detergent, let's try to discover an appropriate price point.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Workplace Confidentiality.

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

"We just made a big cancer breakthrough. Have a cigar."

The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

When beavers dream.

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

"OK, you're right. It does say take 2 tablets by mouth."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

'Very impressive resume... new printer?'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

Selfie Extension Stik

I'm stepping out to look for a better job.

"Bad news. The competition brought in 13 coupons and seventy thousand reasonable facsimiles."

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

"There's no need to shout!"

Line up for the latest thing! Buy it now!

'The three little pigs attended a professional development seminar on dealing with bullies and they were never bothered by the big bad wolf again.'