Scientific Introvert Pillows

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

Skiing.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Nerd tryouts.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."