Scientific Humor Fans Pillows

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'Teenagers!'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

Schrodinger's Black Box

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"I'm going to get you fired."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

So You've Cloned Yourself

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

The life of penguins.

Flan-eating bacteria

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'This should succeed...it's not aimed at anything.'

'By selective breeding over the course of 10,000 generations, we've managed to create the world's ugliest fruit fly!

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

The Uterus in the form of a Ewe

Another Screw-up at the Genetics lab. FLASH! What idiot thought of putting a firefly gene in an elephant?!

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

"Ever killed a man?"