Scientific Argument Lover Gifts

Planck's Constant Nagging.

2021

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Sexual chemistry set

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Sulk Shows

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

COVID Vaccine

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'He started it!'

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

Vaccine Hesitancy

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"O.K., I admit it, we're lost, but the important thing is to remain focussed on whose fault it is."

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

Congratulations on Receiving Your Vaccine Doctor

Safe vaccine for the world

Guns won't help

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"We're a pharmaceutical company. We should be getting 'pharm' subsidies."

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

Just what is it that amoebas really want.