Science Wit Lover Pillows

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"You're such a good listener."

Carbon Dating.

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Evolution Exam Results.

The Food Chain

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Raptures

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

"May I get an equation in edgewise."

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Family DNA

Exit only.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

The Physiciatrist...

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Science Fair Judgements

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

The life of penguins.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'