Science Tots Gifts

"Do you think our parents are too pushy?"

Big Bang Theory.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

Gracie's baby toys.

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Always with the String Theory."

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

Apothecary. Tell us what ails you. We'll concoct a chemical mix to dissolve in water which will fix you. Every problem has solution!

"He's my school project for science class."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I can explain the Theory of Relativity, but I can't figure out which is the best Medicare Plan.'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Soccer kids texting

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

"This is NOT what I meant when I said you kids could have more screen time."

"Bless, Poppy's first tweet!"

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

"Lucky Guess."

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

Baby Potty Training Robot

Life on Earth - maths advice.