Science Outreach Gifts

Astronomers Without Borders.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Booster shots

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"We evolved from asteroids"

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Mom lets me eat my fill of junk food as long as I can pronounce all the chemical ingredients."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

Department of Nanotechnology

Scientist has note on chalkboard: E=mc2 + 6% sales tax.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

The Scones-Monkey Trial. I, Judge Sadie, am prepared to rule. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Intelligent design versus evolution. Borrrinnng. That is my legal finding. Appeal. Will all bipeds please rise.

The next wave

'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'

A mathematical question for you. Do we divide or multiply?

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

Science and Coronavirus

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

"I trust him - he has a science background."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Biologists often consult with microbiologists.