Science Of Love Admirer Mugs

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

bird interprets modern art

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

Sexual chemistry set

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Love Birds love just being together

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Boy on father's knee

Prisoner still life painting.

"It's a great work!"

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

'Picasso'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

'Your rhino, or mine?'

Cover story: Picasso

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

Landscape Artists

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'