Science Of Love Admirer Gifts

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

bird interprets modern art

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Love is in the air...

Sexual chemistry set

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Are we really gonna do this?!"

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

Love Birds love just being together

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Boy on father's knee

Prisoner still life painting.

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"It's a great work!"

'Picasso'

'Your rhino, or mine?'

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Landscape Artists

'Why, yes madam, these are my paintings. How did you know?'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

"I don't pretend to be great. I merely know myself to be very, very good."

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'