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"Okay guys, what's wrong?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

vaccine wars.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Meet the author"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Robotic Man

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"You left this on our ship."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Ascent of Machine.

Hair Crop Circle

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Head over Hooves