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Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

"Okay guys, what's wrong?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

vaccine wars.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Meet the author"

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"You left this on our ship."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'Einsteiners.'

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Robotic Man

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Ascent of Machine.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Hair Crop Circle

Head over Hooves