Science Enthusiast With A Love For Comedy Pillows

"I like the Pasteurs, but my goodness – boiled tomato juice, boiled fish with boiled lettuce, boiled bread, boiled salad..."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

The Food Chain

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

"...I think we've found the missing link!"

The life of penguins.

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

It's an experiment.

'I don't KNOW what I'm doing -- this is pure research!'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

'Yes Ma'am, we're from the Governement: We need samples for scientific testing...'

How Patrick Moore chooses a hotel..."Hmmm four stars".

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

Reviewing a Scientific Paper - Etiquette for References.

'Walking your pet amoeba again, Henry?'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'

The One That Newton Missed

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

I hate it when the moon shows his dark side...

"Pavlov's Blog."

Electrolyte Orchestra.

'Thanks for helping me out with this prank - I just love freaking out people!'

These days we worry about 'scientist playing God.' But in ancient Greece they worried about Gods playing scientist....

Professor...what are you doing?