Science Competition Entry Pillows

"Never bring religion to a science fight."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

Science Fair Judgements

"Eureka! Details to follow."

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

Contest to enter the University

Universe Challenge

It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.

'I'm sorry, Mr. Pringle, you failed the acid test. We won't be hiring you.'

"Spelling bee podium"

'Lorraine and Rover are entering 'Heelwork to music' at Crufts next year!'

The science fair is tomorrow, and I need to build a model of a nuclear power plant. Can you help me?

"I don't know what I want to do for my science project. I was thinking of trying to cure something."

'Since a couple of physicists won our Nobel Prize, we ought to go out there and win the biology.'

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

Sorry you are not a winner please try again

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

"You like bells, huh, boss?"

Good Luck

Pentagon Science Contest: 'The definition of feasible seems to be a moving target here.'

Spelling Bee - Spell Check.

"I'm the only survivor from last semester- what do I win?"