Winning A Science Competition Pillows

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

The Victors

Bullseye!

Miss America IQ Pageant

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'I don't care if he does have an I.Q. of 169. I still think he's faking.'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

'Guess what? I won again.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Science Fair Judgements

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

Happy Champion

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

High Five

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

Champions biting their medals

'My thanks go first to the Nobel Committee for this great honor, and to my son who encouraged me to keep my mind agile with word games, and puzzles.'

Swimming Champion.

"What's next?"

The weight of winning gold.

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"Spell 'flower'" "F-L-O-W-E-R" "Spell 'onomatopoeia'" "This contest is rigged"

Cuba immunizes its population against Covid

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

Contest to enter the University

Zinzhoff wins Nobel Prize/Creates life in test tube/Or was it in there when he started?

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"