Science And Technology Gifts

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."

It seems like only billionaires are going into the space rocket business. It's because there's no such thing as a free launch.

Tsunami

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Young Frankenstein"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Lynching on social media

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Welcome to the future"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

The Anti-Agent

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Robot Parts $5

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."