Science And Technology Pillows

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"You don't want to know what we do with it after we treat it."

Tsunami

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Occu-Pie Mars

"My email is down... talk to me."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Lynching on social media

"Welcome to the future"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Young Frankenstein"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

The Anti-Agent

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Robot Parts $5

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

In the Guru District

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."