Sci-fi & Western Crossover Lover Pillows

'Ok, one of y'all has x-ray vision! Which one? Tell me!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

"You left this on our ship."

Robotic Man

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

How am I abducting?

Alien Assumption

Star Wars vs Star Trek

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Apple Pie Abduction